奥尼尔：永不执教湖，谁不听话就打，球迷：正是湖人所需
近日，湖人传奇球星大鲨鱼奥尼尔在自己的播客节目《Big Podcast with Shaq》中被问及执教湖人队的可能性时表示自己永远不会考虑当湖人主教练。他说道：“不，从来不会，你知道为什么吗？因为我会揍人。如果我让你做什么，你敢不做，我就会抽你”。引来热议，一起来看看球迷如何评论！
I'd like to see him smack lebron so we can enjoy the game
我想看他抽勒布朗，这样我们就能享受比赛了。
I would pay top dollar to watch him smack lebron
我愿意花大价钱看他打勒布朗。
That’s what they need because the whole roster is soft as charmin
这正是他们所需要的，因为整个阵容都是软绵绵的。
He aint good at the nba job he got now. Dude would be a terrible coach lmfao.
他现在在 NBA 的工作并不出色。 这家伙会是个糟糕的教练。
This same Shaq ? That missed his punched and got flipped on his ass by 6’4 Barkley ?!!
还是那个沙克？那个一拳没打中，被 6 英尺 4 英寸的巴克利打得屁滚尿流的沙克？
He doesn't know how to coach anyone He just a big man this it
他不知道如何指导别人，他只是个大个子球员。
You should take green under your wings I think he would smack you
你应该把格林收归门下，我想他会揍你的。
Couldn’t cuz he’s too fat to stand for long periods of time
不能，因为他太胖了，不能长时间站立。
Whats Rondo been up to these days? He lookin to coach? I happen to know a team that could use him!
朗多最近在忙什么？他想当教练吗？我正好知道有一支球队需要他！
If Shaq was coaching the Lakers he would get a life sentence for killing DLo and his all family
如果沙克是湖人队的教练，他会因为杀害水拉和他的家人而被判终身监禁。
Why would shaq coach anyway? Lol. He’s never been applauded for his court IQ
沙克为什么要当教练？哈哈，他的球商从未得到过称赞。
At least he’ll keep his hands out of his pockets
至少他会把手从口袋里拿出来。
Athletic players do not turn out to be great coaches. On the other hand, the less athletic had to learn and play smart; they have more success in coaching
运动能力强的球员不会成为出色的教练。另一方面，运动能力较弱的球员不得不学习并聪明地打球；他们在执教方面取得了更大的成功。
Nigga think he draymond green
这家伙认为他是德拉蒙德-格林。
Plus if he doesn’t do well it could ruin his legacy with the Lakers
另外，如果他表现不佳。可能会毁掉他在湖人队的声誉。
Real men use belts
真正的男人会使用皮带抽。
Charles reading this
查尔斯正在看这个：
He wouldn’t listen to Phil Jackson sometimes. Why should he be a coach.
他有时不听菲尔-杰克逊的话，他凭什么当教练。
he couldnt even coach himself to shoot freethrows.
他甚至不能指导自己罚篮。
No one wanna coach for the Lakers
没人想在湖人队执教。
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